We know that you can tell a lot about someone from their favorite flavor. And that got us thinking: can you predict someone’s favorite flavor by their astrological sign? Well, we’ve peered into to the cosmos and they gave us an answer: “It is certain.” (Or maybe we were talking to our Magic 8 Ball?)
Here, lovers of the zodiac and vaping, are your flavor-scopes.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
You’re an independent thinker who demands originality from yourself and others, but a sense of compassion is at your core. That’s why you’ll find yourself drawn to Experiment One, an innovative flavor concoction that holds up hit after hit.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Ah, Pisces, so gentle, intuitive, musical, and wise company website. The world needs more like you. And you need more Morning Dew. Its whimsical combination of lemon, lime, and citrus will be music to your ears (and a sensation to your taste buds as well).
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Gold is reserved for only the most passionate, honest, and optimistic lovers of fruits. Luckily, that’s exactly who you are, Aries. When you feel an unbearable urge to drift in this summer daydream, don’t hesitate—give in. Right away.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
They say you’re reliable, steady, someone to be counted on. And that’s true. But they often miss how uncompromising you are when it comes to seeking out the finest pleasures life has to offer. USA Full Flavor is calling to you: a perennial favorite.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
You’re known for being quick-witted, curious, and affectionate. The world fascinates you, but you’re always ready for a laugh. This month, you will be confronted with a choice: accept a gift, or turn it down. Of course you’ll say yes, Gemini, to Purple Nurple: it is your soul-flavor.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Two words: Liquid Sunshine. We know how sensitive and emotional you can be, Cancer. You care soooooo much! And so do we.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
A confident, natural-born leader, you know you’re hard to resist, don’t you? Tiger’s Blood is our most popular flavor and when you inhale the watermelon and irresistibly sweet strawberry, you’ll meet your match.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
We’ve all heard about how methodical, detail-oriented, and careful Virgos are. But sometimes, everyone has to loosen that top button. Now is that time. You’re going to love your walk on the wild side with Bondage, a flavor that embraces chaos in the most delicious way possible.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
We love how you love cooperation and partnership, peace and understanding. After all, we like to think we have much the same approach to life…and vaping. Be on the lookout for Peanana, a perfect match.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Scorpios: decisive and determined, fierce and fiery. When you play, you play to win—and when you win, you know how to celebrate. This month, victory will be all the sweeter when you get in to Spoonful O’Loops. You earned it, and the prize is all yours.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 22)
For as long as you can remember, you’ve been searching for the meaning to life. You’ve got a big heart, but you’re so restless. Good news! You’re about to find what you’ve always been looking for: Vazilla. Wait: an e-liquid flavor is the meaning to life? Try some, and you tell us.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Oh, Capricorn, you’re so so so serious and disciplined. We know you don’t like taking advice, but you’ve got to start enjoying yourself. Fill your tank with Shut the F*** Up and embrace your stubbornness.